nerd porn

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work

'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'

by hooty mcboobs November 5, 2012

Porn Jelly

Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling

"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."

by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012

jaw porn

The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson.

"i love his profile…without his classic roman god profile there would be no jaw porn!"

by nattuggla90 June 22, 2009

porn war

n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.

I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.

by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006

Elder Porn

Any thing or person that in it’s youth was sensually compelling, but with age has become repulsively old. Centerfold models, now elephant skinned octogenarians and wine, especially expensive and highly rated wine that you personnaly paid lots of money for, which is well past drinkability are examples of elder porn. An originally expensive tech tool that you showed off to your friends, but was quickly eclipsed and is now old and embarrassing to be seen with.

Despite its high rating by Parker and the Wine Spectator, the 1984 Ol’ Puss Won is today little more than elder porn. I paid $300 for that wine and let it rot in my cellar.

by navadude July 8, 2010

porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.

Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.

by TheBald January 6, 2011

courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.

I usually watch courtesy porn at work.

by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008