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Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!
by 331113 March 3, 2011
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pooplets

by julie wolford July 3, 2003
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Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.
Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"
by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005
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people noms

I want my people noms.
People noms are delicious.
by Billy bob moe and UndeadGoNomZ October 22, 2011
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CME People

People who attend church only on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter.
"What religion do your in-laws subscribe to? "
"Oh, they are CME People. They only attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter."
by DWeaponX November 30, 2009
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beautiful-people-watching

People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.
Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.

H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.
by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011
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american people

A mixed up race, from WASPS people, from french from german from italians from africans from indians.

They own the most powerful country in the world, country leaded by a no brain man..

Some of them are really fat some of them really stupid, some of them really nice, some of them really clever, a melting pot...

A way of leading the world which make all over the world hate them.. A strange conception of the word freedom.
HAS TO RECONSIDER His place and his foreign politic
by Bobby Digital June 2, 2003
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