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postholiday waistline shopping period 

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.
During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.
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Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP 

(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.
1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"

crackheads cult of fourth period 

the crackheads cult includes six members: string bean, onion, eomma, murry and kimin.
The crackheads cult often fight, one example is when they were doing dictionary work and string bean got very annoyed of the crackhead cult. onion got nothing done, Emma was scolding everyone, and kimin and murry we're laughing at mr bean so hard they cried.
"the crackheads cult of fourth period is so loud."
"Yah, crackheads cult of fourth period, quiet down."

Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) 

An angry, scowleding woman that presents as overtly militant and opinionated at all times. Native to work place, the PNPF thrives off of political correctness and ensuring all rules are abided by despite them having no known authority or power. The PNPF is a product of two Karen's mating and producing a demon spawn that would make Satan himself very proud. Despite human like appearance, one must be carful and on high alert at all times when within 15 feet of the PNPF, as they most certainly want you dead. You will know you are in the presence of a PNPF if you pick up on the aroma of disappointment expelled by others when the PNPF enters the room. Another sign that a PNPF is amoung you is the desire to want to physically recoil and/or disappear immediately when the PNPF makes eye contact with you. This urge may at times become so strong you will find yourself chewing off your own appendages so that there is less of you exposed to this species. At other times group exposure to the PNPF will create a panic similar to that which was seen in the movie Bird Box when blind folds were removed.
"Dude did you see the new Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) they hired in sales? She began talking to me about the oil crisis and suddenly I found myself drinking bleach in an attempt to dissolve my own body from the inside out"

Slay queen period 

"Slay queen period" is a Word the slayful person Sebastian would say! He would say it all the time, like literally all the time. He would use to gossip, fight and talk behind peoples backs when ever somebody said something bad about a person He didn't like.
Person: "Ewww that Guy stinks"

Sebastian: SLAY QUEEN PERIOD

National Take a Nap During 5th Period Day 

It is National Take a Nap During 5th Period Day. Show your teacher on January 10th in order to participate!
“Hey did you hear it’s National Take a Nap During 5th Period day?”

“No way, that’s so cool!”

m. Period 

When a man has a sudden burst of anger for no apparent reason
oh crap hes on his m. period
m. Period by man period April 19, 2018