pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

percent error

an error that has to do with percentages

I made a percent error while calculating for my homework in Mr. James's class

error percent

by hhhhaaaammmmessss August 28, 2017

Pecinter

A dirty hoe that smells like fish

That bitch is a pecinter

by Hcjicig September 22, 2017

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

perce-neige

Perce-Neige's a smart girl who's pretty cool and love riding all types of things. Perce (which is her nickname) is a smart girl technically but physically, she's the dumbest person ever. She's cool. She has to die from cancer. But she's pretty though.

Suck it up Perce-Neige!

by perce55 October 21, 2017