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Parent

Not Ryan
Ryan is not a parent
by Bfuckery December 8, 2020
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Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.
They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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Ur Parents bi

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game
Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*
by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018
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Parents

They've been doing it for years... But they won't acknowledge that they're doing it... Amd they know I have a problem with it... And there are real-world ramifications to them doing it... Doesn't matter. I don't need agency or actionable information. I need to do what I'm told and "try harder" in a vague and abstract sense and I don't need what I want from them.
Hym "Yeah, being a parent doesn't make you better than anyone. Having a kid is (at this point) an entirely optional thing someone let you do and in no way bolsters your moral standing. Nor should it. You are not special or good. Your wife isn't special or good. Parents are shit."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.
by Lesspeople October 9, 2020
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