by Mattsavage October 31, 2017
Get the lil pump mug.The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.
Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.
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An unnecessary increase in air volume within the cheeks before doing an extreme sports trick. Much like a chipmunk.
by wilslost July 18, 2010
Get the Face Pump mug.An expressive hand gesture in which the individual thrusts their hand forward in a fist in front of them; traditionally extended from the chest parallel to the ground outward. At this point the individual expands the fingers, and then retracts their hand while oscillating their fingers individually upward and downward. This motion is typically used to indicate the individuals proposed ease of completion through which an action was purportedly difficult to achieve.
Jerry was so excited that his okcupid profile got 3 profile views that as he was recalling each of their names to his friends he emphasized each with an exploding fist pump.
by myOtherPseudonymWasTaken May 7, 2010
Get the exploding fist pump mug.A dance move for males to both relieve stress and turn on a female by moving his/her feet in a specific pattern along with hand movements.
by Alex12312321 April 1, 2010
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Get the double-pump mug.hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?
by shane-0 August 16, 2008
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