Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.

Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.

by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019

Rebel "ataata" Patrick

a person who thinks he's rebel ,and when ironically told he is, he agrees.

Magnus: what happend?
Rebel "ataata" Patrick: rules are made to be broken
Patrick looks dramatically at the light comming out of the window to be dramatic.

by ataata Christi March 22, 2018

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

patrick parrish

Well Patrick Parrish is all around sexy guy that every likes in there own ways... He is very hard working and loves woman... He also has a YouTube channel named outdoor vlogs but now is Patrick Parrish... Patrick is he best guy to date because he trustworthy and caring. If u date a Patrick Parrish don’t let him go because he’s special. He will always make you smile and have a good time. He’s great at kissing and other things like that 😉.

Wow Patrick Parrish is so funny and sexy

by Oh-honey-u-ain’t-hit May 27, 2018

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

patrick kage

Is the most amazing person in the world.he is a God . He will date many girls in his life but there is one girl for Him .And she is the one he tells "u have my heart and I don't want it back"

"is that Patrick kage"
"Yea that's my Patrick kage"

by Lucky one future April 9, 2017

Patrick

Loves farms. And parties. And sharpies....

How great is Patrick?!

by patrickiscool101 April 10, 2017