omae wa mo shindeiru

if you hear it you are already dead

-omae wa mo shindeiru
-NANI?!

by Phil the Flexer January 17, 2019

omarosa

Candidate from The Apprentice season 1 who became notorious after accusing Erika of calling her a nigger. There are different theories about why Omarosa made up the lie about Erika. One is that Omarosa was simply jealous of Erika, who is beautiful, while Omarosa is Fugly. Another is that Omarosa actually overheard her own thoughts ("Hey, I'm a nigger") and thought that Erika had spoken those words.

Omarosa: although I am 7 feet tall I am unable to get a position in the WNBA. Yet I will continue maintain my masculinity anyway.

by TruthForYou September 6, 2006

OMFL

oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!

OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

Omegie

A male who Masterbates on the website omegle.

masterbation omegle Jacking off Omegie penis jerking off omege no lifes horny

by scoopsie double day July 9, 2010

Kiss Omik

Arabic slang that means "Your mothers vagina", oftenly used in the same way you would use "fuck you".

Arabic: Kiss omik yal ga7ba
English: Your mothers vagina you bitch OR (Fuck you), you bitch.

by Obok May 17, 2010

OMW

OMW (On MY Way)
What to text your friend when you are leaving your house to go to their house so they will be ready when you get there.
OMW-On my way.

Text: OMW
Friend text: K

by Bee K March 24, 2010

Omegle

A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

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by OMEGLITE May 16, 2010