Drunk Show

When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"

by Llevoj December 15, 2011

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

drunk-pile

When a group passes out from alcohol consumption all in the same place resulting in a pile of drunk body's.

Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.

Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.

Dude, I think I passed out in a drunk-pile last night.

by Cyrus_1 September 12, 2016

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019

Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016