chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 18, 2020

Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

by Dan....... November 1, 2020

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart

I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.

by v_il2 March 15, 2021