Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

muffinlips

The throbbing, oversized lips of a STD infected mouth. Usually received from putting your mouth on a muffin dick or a vagina muffin (see my definitions for these). They hurt like a bitch and people won't understand what the fuck you're saying. Muffinlips cannot be cured.

"Hey dude I licked my girls vadge and now my lips hurt" "I can't understand you but fuck I think you have muffinlips."

by DirtyDeed November 30, 2011

Muffinfucking

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.

"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.

by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011

muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.

Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.

by kiki1987 March 20, 2013

Muffinballs

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013

MuffinsForLife

Creator of 420yolo.com . Also sings songs for the pleasure of many (Specifically for Morgan Freeman's enjoyment in his time off). Has unbelievable amounts of sweg. A.K.A. An fagit

Muffinsforlife made my life by creating 420yolo.com dedicated to cancer.

by Yoloswegzor5000 September 5, 2013