A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
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1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
by Badjonah September 16, 2009
Get the Full blown muff mug.That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.
by F meister May 18, 2006
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Get the hairy muff mug.An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.
Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
by slutmeister May 30, 2009
Get the Hairy Muff mug.The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
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