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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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moshshit

Man: Holey fuck! That guy's taking a shit in the moshpit!

Me: Yeah... it's called a moshshit
by Amboslice December 10, 2023
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Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
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Mossi

on my god what a mossi
by Sh4ynk January 4, 2024
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mossafied

mossafied is a word used for turning certain things into moss.
I mossafied this grass.
by qawu January 12, 2024
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mossadgyny

The ideology that drove Operation Tomato Garden and "The Battle of Tomato Hill." Its main tenets are the belief that all TRUE MOSSAD PATRIOTS (Pink nail army) will receive TAD and big titty blonde girls.
"MOSSEIL MOSSADGYNY"

-Prime Minister Gomerson charging against the Tomatan forces during the finalization of Operation Tomato Garden.
by Boam Bomerson January 19, 2024
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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