a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003
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Get the howler monkey mug.A person who abuses crystal meth, resulting in the tightening of the facial skin, which gives the face a monkey-like appearance with sucked-in cheeks, pronounced cheekbones, and outstretched ears. The term possibly originates also from monkey on your back.
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Get the fuck monkey mug.Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".
Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
by DezlPower July 13, 2003
Get the stink on a monkey mug.(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.
I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.
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George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.
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