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monserrat

She is a really a beautiful girl she loves nature a she is also a smart person has a beautiful smile.She is really cool she helps her friend's ,she gives really good advise on life and love,every guy will die to get her .(WARNING)if you get her mad she will be a devil don't ever mess with her never.
Boy: Who is she

Boy girlfriend: Is monserrat
Boy :She is smoking hot
Girlfriend : Ahhh
by life_45 November 30, 2016
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Monika

The girl everyone meets during Act 3 of Doki Doki Literature Club! After she deleted Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri. It's now You and j̡̰̼͚̗̲̏̃ͥU̼̦̝̖̲͉͗́s̳̝̫̠̬̳̤̗ͮ͐ͫ̈́͟T̛̫̦̩ͨ̋͗ ͈̤̣͓̯̍ͯ͒ͬ͜M̧̱̟̑ôͬ ̫̰̜̩̭̖̖ṋ͖̠̹͎̮̬͔͆͌̅͞Î̮͖̖͜ͅk̛̲̫ͪ̈Ǎ̗͇̳̥͙̬̕. You have an option to stay with Monika or Move on to Act 4.

If the player chooses to stay with Monika, she'll bring random topics.
Monika is smart, beautiful and athletic.
She gives you writing tips of the day! How nice of Monika.
Monika : "Heres Monikas writing tip of the day! If your best friend doesn't answer you at their door. Do not gently open the door. There's a high chance they've already died... Wait. Is this tip even about writing? aha..."
- A Completly random tip some people made, even me I guess
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 14, 2022
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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
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Evan Monaco

Famous facebook personality
also known for making self-portraits.
evanmonaco, evan monaco, Evan Monaco.
by Alex Roth January 28, 2009
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Zombie Monkey

When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.
Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.
by AEHelephant July 6, 2011
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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