michael jorbum

Michael jorbum is an overrated lob merchant that never won anything without pippen or Rodman and played in the worst defensive era of the nba. He is also known as being the son of lebron James and kareem abdul jabar. If you say anything bad about him he will"take it personally" and rejoin the league for 2 seasons, averaging 18 points and nothing else. His personal dick suckers, known as jordansexuals, like to say that no one will ever be better than him, even though in a few years he won't even be top 10 in scoring. They also say 2 good ish years is better than 18 years of dominance that the two of many players better than him performed

Michael jorbum is not top 3 all time

by PessiPendu August 20, 2023

visit George Michael

To use a public restroom, especially one in a park.

I have to pee so bad! I'm going to visit George Michael. Refers to his arrest for lewd acts in a public restroom.

by bcericks August 4, 2010

Pulling a George Michael

The act of awkwardly following someone of the same sex into a bathroom

Bob - "Joe followed me into the bathroom yesterday"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"

by Jermaine McGrizzle August 30, 2010

arch angel Michael

the third created child of the original 14 of Yaweh ( god) Hebrew: mikaelyz

The one who cast Hallayel/lucifer out of heaven

Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.

arch angel Michael lives in Montreal in the matrix.

by chloedecker7 December 24, 2020

Michael

Michael is a guy that any girl would like to be with. Hes perfect. Not to metion hot. The most athletic guy in the school. Anyone who would be able to be with him is definately in luck.

Wow, he is such a Michael, look at how he kicks that soccer ball.

by michellexD3471625 January 13, 2011

michael

Sexiest damn bastard in the world.
Best Friend
Major Player

That michael is soo...sexy!!
Such a bastard that michael!!
Michael is so fucking funny!!
Michael is such a player!!

by SIG2 January 26, 2009

Saint Michael, Minnesota

Town in central Minnesota with a population of around 14,000. Full of hicks, wannabe hicks, and more hicks. Basically hated by everyone who doesn't live there. Full of stupid drama, racism, and idiots. Don't move here if you can avoid it.

Guy 1: Man, Saint Michael, Minnesota must be a tiny farm town! It's full of hicks!
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.

by A guy who lives there September 29, 2011