Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

Samuel and Meghan

need to get married...meant to be.....

Samuel: Will u marry me (Samuel and Meghan)?
Meghan: Yes

by girlygirl7156 November 30, 2021

Christian and Meghan

The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out

Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date

by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023

Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023