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The Meaning of Life

To understand the meaning of life, first, think of the most basic lifecycles, plant lifecycles. A flower's sole purpose in life is to grow, attract a bee for pollen, then let loose new seed to become new flowers. Now move on to a living creature, the moth. Though they are known for eating clothes, many are born without mouths. They spend their lives as caterpillars, they eat, grow, explore and then become moths. Then they spend the remainder of their lives reproducing. For fish, they are born, eat, grow, then reproduce. Based on the previous statement we can assume that the meaning of life is to reproduce. But if you jump to that conclusion you may miss out on the other meanings. While the flower moth and fish only care about the preservation of their species, humans are much more complex. To say that your life has the same goals and limits of that of a fish would be idiocy, have you so little faith in your own kind? Yes reproduction is important but it is only a small part of the greater goal of all human life. I have come to understand 4 meanings of life. Reproduction is only the first. The second is evolution. We are the superior species, can destroy the earth if we wanted. But we should always look for a way to better ourselves. To grow faster, stronger, smarter. (Continues in example)
Things like phones and TVs, they hinder not one but 2 of life's meanings. What's to gain from something that isn't real? Reality is where life is, do you honestly dislike this world so much that you must constantly distract yourself from it? You are defeating the 3rd meaning, to live life in its entirety. We all have but a single chance. If something goes wrong so be it. Alexander the great died in his 20s, but did he have anything to regret, NO! He had almost conquered what was considered the entire world. While these days warlords are nonexistent, you must find a way to feel accomplished. Which brings us to our 4th meaning: happiness. Why listen to a song that you don't like? Why go to a parade that you do not support? It is useless. Time is precious and our lives are short. The best we can do is be happy and live life to the fullest. That's The Meaning of Life
by Ecclesiastes II January 17, 2019
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Making love

Something women do while guys are screwing them.
#1 girl: What did you & Sean do last night?
#2 girl: Sean & I spent the entire evening making love.
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!
These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!
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Making Bacon

Earning Money;
by rocko_338 March 29, 2012
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Making Moves

To participate in activities that will lead up to the purchase of illicit drugs for recreational use.
Sally: Guiseeeee, c'mon lets go! time to start making moves!
Jack: Chill bitch. we're playing MW3. later.
Sally:YOU KNOW I"M SUPPOSED TO VISIT MY GRANDMA IN HALF AN HOUR THIS NEEDS TO GET DONE.
by pruetrudeau415 November 12, 2011
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meaning of life

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Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.
Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath
by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004
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