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maria

Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one

the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024
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Maria

Maria is an amazing girl and she is funny, she is a good friend she is very loyal and is a good listener she has a few friends but she love them with all her heart she don't like many people when she's mad u don't wanna know what happens she don't have taste in men not yet but it'll come she like to help people and has talent she is insecure about herself but don't understand she's beautiful she make people happy an has an amazing character she can be annoying sometimes she love to sing, she likes to roll her eyes all the time
Look isn't that Maria

Yes she so gorgeous isn't she
Yes man
by Markbear June 28, 2022
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Maria

Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.

She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.

She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.

It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.

She is street wise without ever appearing street.

She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks

It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.

She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.

If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.

She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)

She won’t tell you much about her.

She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.
Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.

That’s Maria
by WeKnow_1234 December 25, 2024
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Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card
by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
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mia and maria

Best friends who sometimes roll when they are happy
Hey do you see them girls rolling?
Yes, they are just Mia and Maria -ing, don't worry for them, they are happy.
by ImsorryMimz March 11, 2018
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Maria Jesús

Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)
by mortadela666 November 24, 2021
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Maria

Maria "Trends are lame! Humans are capable of more!!"
She's right!!
by J Johnny Johnson November 24, 2021
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