Individual fan mail

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.

Individual fan mail just be patient.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

bradley + madilyn

bestfriends + lovers in one. They are there for eschother like parents, friends, and soulmates. They are meant to be. They most likely met in 5/6 grade and clicked ever since. Usually Bradley is a cute guy who is very respectful and likes madilyn for her not for her body. Madilyn is usually very pretty and has a good personality. I would say Bradley is the type to push people away when he isn't in the right mindspace then takes a little to realize he pushed away the wrong person. Madilyn will wait for him until he is ready then they will live the perfect relationship happily ever after.

"have y'all seen how cute Bradley + Madilyn are? I want a relationship like them"

by dullyy May 19, 2021

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Dead In Mail

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.

Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.

by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022