John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis

lewis=ludvig

by Zlayd January 9, 2018

Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum

'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021

Lewis

Lewis is one of a kind that likes to post dick pics on his story we all love Lewis

Try and pee a bit to make your pussy wetter

Must be be Lewis

by Lewis Thompson August 31, 2019

lewis rawlinson

A total dickhead that has no feelings for others and can’t say words properly

Lewis Rawlinson is the biggest dickhead ever

by Anomusoy??? June 16, 2018

International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

tyson lewis

A cool guy with a massive penis.

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s

by NotTyson September 11, 2020