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Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
by Cabage_master November 20, 2018
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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Mask Lesbian

Female-identifying individuals whose gender expression is masculine-presenting. This may also include assuming traditionally male gender-roles.

Masks are strongly associated with butch lesbians
Let the Masks carry the groceries.

Mask Lesbians often present as tough individuals on the outside with a soft core reserved for people in the inner circle.
by Djerune February 2, 2022
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lesbian music

Consist of any Indy artist or lame gropes that no one knows about
by Burlapp1234 December 17, 2016
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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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Jungkook Lesbian

Twitter oomf: Jungkook lesbian
You: So true oomf
by cyan lolz December 5, 2020
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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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