Not Lay Jeno

Pedophile, with narssacistic tendencies. Loves to rage quit and spit their dummy out when they never get their way. Never likes to be wrong no matter what and likes to whip their shalong out at every available opportunity. Avoid at all cost if you want to keep your mental health intact.

Not Lay Jeno

by BigGirlsDontLie May 12, 2025

Lai

The greatest of them all

“Lai is the fucking goat”

by Laitookyogen May 16, 2025

Re-Lay

A professional button pusher with a God complex, known for looping the same four house beats under breathy female vocals and calling it art. Thrives on bass drops, Instagram clout, and pretending his Spotify playlist is a spiritual experience. Will ghost you to “focus on the music” but really just spent four hours remixing Dua Lipa in his bedroom.

After two vodka Red Bulls and one existential crisis, I finally understood why DJ Re-Lay thinks looping Lana Del Rey over a tech house beat qualifies as ‘changing lives.’

by p.i.m.p.n.a.m.e.d.s.l.i.c.k May 18, 2025

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024