granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos

that’s a granola kid

granola kid by yolos February 23, 2021

Discord Kid 

I know there are 3 people in here on discord. Can sniff out those dirty tab-switchers and knows who is on discord in class. Some have hired him as an undercover bounty hunter of sorts. His services are worth the price of a few cliff bars and maybe even some otter pops.

Discord Kid : I know there are 3 people in here on discord.
Person being snitched on : No I'm not

Discord Kid : I'm afraid I'm gonna get beat up

Discord Kid by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

vending machine kid 

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

vending machine kid by solidguyger March 14, 2011

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma 

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

Indie Kid 

indie kids. they're different, they don't all dress the same, nor do they all have wavy hair.

they're classified as indie because of the bands they listen to. The obscure ones that when you tell people what you're listening to, they don't know. This includes tapes n' tapes, black kids, i love you but i've chosen darkness, the french kicks and british sea power, among many others.

they are usually happy people, who carry their iPods around smiling in the summer sun. they be friends with whoever they like.

they wear clothes they've found in thrift stores and hippie markets and occasionally urban outfitters, never from hollister or anything like that. headbands are a plus, along with the wayfarer sunglasses.

kid: why are you so happy?
indie kid: i'm just listening to some tilly and the wall :]
kid: what? who are they?

Indie Kid by tessssa April 22, 2008

Crack Kid 

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.

Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"

Crack Kid by A piece of fucking shit June 16, 2014

Quiet kid 

Used as a polite phrase or an alternative to shut up to an annoying kid who is probably over sensitive and like a snow flake and will cry when told to shut up.

Limpeh: Kskxkwxkkskdkka
Ah long: Tf you saying???
Chew Kok: Quiet kid!!!

Quiet kid by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 17, 2021