Jonesville, LA

If you aren’t an old racist white man, young broke black man, or just a complete fucktard, you don’t belong there.

The drugs are fire though.

Jonesville, LA is the worst place you could possibly want to go. It sucks ass.

by Boneless boi 2 November 8, 2017

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Jones

A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other

“Your name is jones? We must be related!”

by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 7, 2018

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Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

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Jonestown Bananza

A form of group suicide where two or more people drink cyanide laced kool-aid and have sex until both or all of them die.

Person 1: Wanna have a Jonestown Bananza?
Person 2: Sure! Beats regular old suicide any day of the week.

by ISpeakTheTruthToYou December 17, 2020

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A shit town in Michigan that is literally in hole. Ironically, potholes are scattered all over the place. There’s is legitimately absolutely nothing to do there. Anybody who was unlucky enough to be born in this hell scape or move here never leaves. Fuck this place.

Friend: Hey, wanna go to The Udder Side?
You: Isn’t that in Jonesville though?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: That place is a shithole so I think tf not.

by HEYghost April 1, 2021

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Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

by hahafail April 15, 2021

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jaonesty

Jaonesty loves playing robloxs with her friends. Her favorite game is Da hood. She's always crying because she's always dying in Da hood. Her favorite food is fries. She's also really bad at singing. Girl hurts my ears when she sings. She's really nice but sometimes she can be annoying. She's bad at Da hood too.

Jaonesty: Come help me I'm getting jumped!
Friends: No.

by bludspatta November 23, 2021

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