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Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
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chicken jockey

when a midget is riding you balls deep and you stand up and run around the room like a chicken, but not before you yell out "Chicken Jockey!" like actor Jack Black in A Minecraft Movie
"yea man i got so hammered last night I pulled a chicken jockey on this midget bitch from hinge"
by mackscribe April 30, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

Someone who rides on another's back while using their "chicken"(dick) as a guide to tell them where to move
P1. Damn did you hear about lisa?
P2. Oh yea heard she was a professional chicken jockey
by BeanBandit April 12, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A meme going viral as of April 2025. From the “A Minecraft Movie” release where Jack Black, AKA Steve says the phrase ‘Chicken Jockey’ whilst in a fight with a baby zombie riding a chicken, referring to the hit ‘Minecraft’ game.
by metogood2 April 7, 2025
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Chicken jockey

The rare appearance of a baby zombie, baby zombified piglin, baby zombie villager, baby husk, or baby drowned riding a chicken.
player 1: “Do you see that baby zombie riding that pig over there?”
player 2: “Oh yeah, that’s just a chicken jockey.”
by odiblelaila April 6, 2025
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cross jockey

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."
by LostPenguin June 13, 2005
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