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click jockey

to bid competitively on user engagements with digital advertisements, can be used as both a noun and verb
Google makes all of its money from companies click jockeying to sell patterned shirts
Greg is a click jockey at a car insurance company, managing their digital marketing efforts
by danxyboi March 12, 2019
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Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
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The Joker

After having sex with a girl on her period, you slap your penis on each side of her cheeks next to her mouth. Thus creating a red joker face, while saying "Why so serious?".
After ejaculating far too soon and noticing the look of disgust on her face. I immediately pulled out my blood covered dick and slapped her on each side of her face, while asking "Why so serious?", And the Joker smiled.
by The Red Bulldog March 28, 2020
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The joker’s lucky ace

When someone wins on the river in Texas Hold them when in a losing position
“That bastard he won with the joker’s lucky ace”
by Mr Br0wn13 June 11, 2020
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Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
by John Dohh August 15, 2020
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
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dog jacker

Justin is called a dog jacker because he got caught jacking off gunner
by JT rodilo February 22, 2021
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