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jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐
by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021
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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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Jessica Darling

The girl from, you guessed it, the Jessica Darling book series and the Jessica Darling: It List book series, both by Megan McCafferty. She acts like the average girl, she's smart, but she fits in with the "popular" crowd, and she was a virgin through most of high school. Her main love interest is Marcus Flutie in the Jessica Darling series. She is not the porn star.
She acts like a Jessica Darling, ya know?
by allycaticorn May 4, 2018
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Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.
Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.
by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021
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Jessica Bryant

You know Jessica Bryant?”
“No”
“Well she’s an absolute fucking cunt
by Acrobatic Fish November 6, 2019
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