Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

Ear Bag

A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman is usually in a prostrated or subordinate position for the expanse of the process.

Sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scrotum, or get one of those testicle thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.

While Bryan likes tea bagging, Jay loves to ear bag.

by DDB Man July 30, 2009

Supply Ears

Supply ears: Selective hearing; I placed an order in supply but only got half my order, the supply Sgt said he has supply ears next time speak up.

Selective hearing supply ears

by Pfc Torres May 25, 2010

open ears

Open ears - is the act of secretly listening to the private conversation of others without their consent, as defined by Black's Law Dictionary.1 This is commonly thought to be unethical and there is an old adage that "eavesdroppers seldom hear anything good of themselves...eavesdroppers always try to listen to matters that concern them. listen on your conversation

Cane and I stopped talking because Carey was open ears us on our conversation.

by TK2735 November 1, 2013

Ear banged

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear

I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham December 6, 2015