Hock

A word used to describe a feeling that occurs when your home boys bail on you at a party, not to be confused with the word fuck.

Hock me i no longer have a ride home!

by E-Wanny October 30, 2011

hoco

Definetely NOT the richest county in Maryland. A breeding ground for hicks and hoes, as well as people who spend their entire lives in the mall, but don't actually buy anything. Who the fuck lives in hoco anyway?

Girl: I'm from HoCo and I ride a dirt bike around my farm all day after I suck my dad's, brother's, cousin's, AND mother's dicks
Girl 2: What the fuck is HoCo?

by SBBP May 19, 2006

hoco

A shitty ass place to live with stuck up people with nasty attitudes pg county is way better moco is even better to hoco just what it say hos just go to whiskey bottom any night.....

I fucked this hoco ho B.G. last night.

by metheoneuhate2love April 7, 2009

hockessin

It be the line between PA and DE, the 20 min ride from anywhere in North DE thats worth goin, i.e. Newark or Wilmington... and home to some of the kids that played in a H.S. band that did some cool shit, i.e. get drunk and get wit girls in hotels in cities elsewhere. All you others know DE as the "you know everybody, and try not to, but you like it state", you understand.

one road; 41, the only f%#kin road that brings others into "town" and has little to do but get some gas and Wawa

by Malin's Drunk January 30, 2005

Hockey Mom

An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.

The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.

Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.

Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.

1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.

by jbsilverstein January 15, 2009

hochan

Nice way to say to Asian man-whore

Usually, hochans have 5-inch penis, which is pretty large for Asians

by guyho October 9, 2008

HoCo

The place where people from MoColook for retirement housing.

I cant wait to enjoy the quiet nothingness of HoCo on my new farm. MoCo is way too expensive, popular and successful for me. Besides I could buy up at least 2/5 of the planned developments in Hoco for the amount of my salary as a street cleaner here in MoCo. Word

by HoCo Kid December 15, 2003