holy humps

a nun or female preachers knockers
boy 1: wow that nun has huge holy humps
boy 2: yea i know i touched one
boy 1: lucky!
by ET buggie August 15, 2006
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Holy Diver

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
by ISTPQ September 07, 2006
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holy fuck

what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen
HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!
by damien666666666bc May 29, 2010
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Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
by Dick Taint August 03, 2009
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Holy Shit

When a priest goes to poop, and after the shit gets out of his/her ass, it becomes holy, a holy shit.
My mom wanted to poop, she is a priest, she went to poop, as the shit went down the sink it became a holy shit
by mariamagma November 06, 2016
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holy scumfuck

a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.
Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game
by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003
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The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is when you take the scrotum and pull it down in a pocket making it into a cup. Then filling it with a liquid and drinking from it.
Dude1: Dude My girlfriend did The Holy Grail. She drank strawberry milk from my nut sack.
Dude 2: Man I wish my girlfriend would do that. But shes lactose intollerant.
by Magic Monkey and CKerrLA July 08, 2012
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