touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

roll my grass

Roll my grass means to give someone a massage on their back/ass. It’s more of a sexual pleasure then an actual massage. (roll my grass)

‘Ayy, ayy, juicy lips, fattest ass
Figure like an hourglass
He comes over, hours passed
Rub my back and roll my grass
My time is tickin' boy, let's go (let's go)
He got tickets to my show
He not my main, he just a ho’
(Flo millie “pay day” ft rico nasty)

by Jaydd03 August 15, 2022

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside

by slapboichild September 6, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022