Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

by Høuse January 12, 2010

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009

Godleh

Godly as in Godlike. A term used commmonly in the gaming community

Guy1: Dude omfgz look at that Druid
Guy2: Whoa Wtf is his itams! Tehy are Super uber.
Guy1: dude, they are GODLEh.
Guy2: you think if we ste4l his itams tehy will make Uszor Godleh!
Guy1: letz trai

by Jchurch May 6, 2005

goguey

rhyming with sogay for good reason.

over the hill washed up death metal singer who likes underage girls...really young ....like dude thats my little sister young

tom: dude you see mitch's new girl..i mean daughter..i mean ..

bill: yea what a goguey he likes them freshly born.

mitch:old enough to crawl im ready to ball.

by geraldsballs April 6, 2009

gogglesmash

Term used when a character wearing goggles is killed off-panel in a comic book. Usually denoted by the presence of smashed goggles on the floor after the kill without ever seeing the body.

Synonymous with sallyblam

The phrase comes from BumbleKing Comics Forums, the official forums for the current writer of Archie Comic's Sonic the Hedgehog (as of 2011). In issue #225 of Sonic, the lead female Sally Acorn was killed off-panel by three BLAMs. The issue ends with Sonic running toward her off-panel body only seeing smashed goggles (hence, gogglesmash) on the floor.

Comic Nerd 1: Dude, that guy with the goggles totally got killed off-panel. Heck, they only show broken goggles afterwards. The @#$%.

Comic Nerd 2: Sounds like he was gogglesmashed.

by MegaHayzer October 14, 2011

gokler

The best principal ever!!!!!!

Person 1: Did the school spend all the school money on useless things??
Person 2: Yes, they're principal must be gokler

by FarahDestroyer6000 November 7, 2021