Gamer

The most oppressed group of people in society.
Brave heroes with the highest average IQ of all groups in society.
They fought bravely and won against the evil furries in world war 3.
Gamer can get hot girls just by existing.

Hot girl: Are you a gamer

Me: Yes I am a gamer

*Hot girl proceeds to suck my dick*

by eatass445 March 21, 2019

Gamer

A person who plays video games

I'm a Gamer

by Gamerpro38 April 18, 2019

Gamer's Burn

When you spend too long up close to a large or medium sized screen and your cheeks get red and hot.

Mum: Get off the Xbox you're getting gamer's burn!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 28, 2019

Gamer

Someone who plays the most EpIc games such as Minecraft, Kahoot, Club Penguin, etc. (Not fortnite)

Person 1: wanna play minecraft?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude, I am such a pro gamer at this.

Person 1: Dude. WERE such pro gamers.

by Gamerwhowatchgamingweek July 12, 2019

Gamer

The highest level of being one can achieve; one who plays video games.
This member of society works day and night to make sure everyone's ears are properly bleeding after usage of their dollar store microphone.

"Hey girl, I'm a gamer. You should hang out with me."
"I'm a gamer girl!"
"Haha yes cool very nice now let us play Minecraft: Xbox 360 edition."

by IceboundCat6 July 13, 2019

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.

Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"

by yeetus42 October 21, 2019