ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

arabian sun glasses

when a male puts their one of there testicles on each of the female's eyes.
this was also in part created by ryan jamie and john

i gave that girl an arabian sun glasses.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

Glasgow Grin

A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.

'Turn that Fall Out Boy crap off before I give you a Glasgow Grin!'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

glass of bitch

Something that really lame ex-boyfriends say when they don't have a good comeback during an argument..or even better..for no reason whatsoever, because they think it is funny

"Hey, do u want another glass of bitch with that"

by Hannah Banana May 24, 2004

Broken Glass Worthy

When a guy/girl is SO fine that you'd drag yourself naked, backwards over broken glass just to get a piece.

DAMN! Look at that! She is so Broken glass worthy, WAY too fine to Tony Danza

by The one called he who is the person from that place you thought of. July 31, 2007

glass bottom boat

A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.

Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.

Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.

by tinki94 August 7, 2009

Glass

Surf term for the inside of a perfect pipe. To get glass is to (while shooting a pipe) to run your hand through the back of the wave to distrub the almost completely undisturbed curl of wave.

Dude that pipe is total glass.

by Rickman69 March 4, 2005