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by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Free will

It isn't real

Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it

by Existential_fear June 13, 2019

Literally Free

A term used by Fortnite players to describe their opponent lacking skill with an easy win.
Often paired with dog water.

He's literally so free, freer than dog water, literally free no earnings 0 pr

by EthoRipper January 17, 2021

free baller

a person that doesnt wear under garments (mostly underwear)

boy-omg
girl-what happened?
boy- amanda was freeballing today
girl-how u know?
boy-trust me , you dont wanna know
girl- ew that free baller

by KidNina March 25, 2009

fleepology

we do not talk about fleepology

nicole- what is fleepology
alex/ and or killian- we do not talk about fleepology

by fleepmaster January 2, 2010

Get Out of Virginity Free Card

A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag

Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"

by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008

Freebianism

Freebianism is a sexual orientation/ way of life not defined by the stereotypes or categories that have previously been set. Unlike heterosexuals and homosexuals, freebians do not involve themselves with one single gender. One might debate that a freebian is just a mere bisexual. However, bisexuality is solely a sexual orientation, and the term is becoming less and less credible. There is also a mentality aspect to consider when understanding freebianism. A freebian is capable of attracting and being attracted to the male and female sexes, and additionally capable of engaging in sexual activity with either. A freebian can live a more heterosexual lifestyle during one point of his or her life, and a homosexual lifestyle another. (The terms heterosexual and homosexual are to be used as guidelines rather than strict definitions here) Freebians possess an energy that many heterosexuals and homosexuals do not. Those around them are enticed by this energy and often given insight into their own desires. Ultimately freebians are , in a sense, "free". They are free from the boundaries that limit what a lifestyle can be defined as. One might argue that this very entry does just that. It does not. For when one says proudly, " I am a freebian!", he or she is not immediately shot down and labeled a bisexual. For what is a bisexual anyway? What is a homosexual? Freebians are not bound to a way of life due to how they naturally feel inside. Freebians are free.

I want that girl to give me head again, but because of freebianism she is getting friendly with the new chick.

by flashme July 8, 2009