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Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
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Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.
Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me
by Gazyoofder March 23, 2024
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Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time
'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'
by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017
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Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.
by Father Eli July 4, 2019
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Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
by Bg0991 April 7, 2019
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Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.
by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024
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