psilocybin farts

That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.

"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."

by Clay imp February 28, 2009

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

electric fart

n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

eggy fart

when u drop a trump that smells of egg

do a big, big, eggy fart
That eggy fart she just did made my eyes sting

by Kevin Roper March 24, 2005

front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

by mhags32 January 3, 2011

Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.

Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.

by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014

Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.

It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.

by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021