lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

facebo effect

feeling better in the mistaken belief that facebook friends are exactly the same as real life friends. Similar in meaning and pronunciation to placebo effect.

Olya: "What are you talking about? I have heaps of friends! Being home alone every Saturday night gives me a chance to catch up with them on facebook."

Charles: "OMG, you are clearly suffering from the facebo effect".

by Thinkerman78 December 4, 2009

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016

Ass face

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)

Carol was being such an ass face today.

by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006

Faceache

A name to call someone who is often scowling, and so it results in their face aching.

God Joss, your such a faceache!

by twist101 May 1, 2009

gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.

Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.

by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007

pug face

1. A facial expression pertaining to grumpiness or seriousness.
2. A person who is grumpy or in a foul mood.

You are such a pug face!

by Evelyn Ballintine May 7, 2008