fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

fallooing

random pieces of hair that float your head around after working all day in windy conditions

Nicki, was it a windy day at work today? your hair is fallooing all over the place

by kylebuday July 27, 2010

Fallopha

A fallopha is a geek who loves ham, they spend their weekends taking ham on dates and long walks, a fallopha only ever lives for 18 years and then dies from lack of ham.

Fallopha: Do you like ham?

Young chap: I hate you fuck off!

by Raytard penggy August 31, 2010

fella dwella

A guy who has short unsuccessful relationships with women because deep inside he likes it in the bootay. Pretends to be straight but CLEARLY gay.

daaamnnn you had yaself a fella dwella

by jbirdiebe December 20, 2010

fellalobo

Simply put, a person who loves former lobos. fellalobos love all things lobo -- hybrids. Some fellalobos reside in the desert plains of the SW and can be dangerous when provoked, but otherwise these creepy, lean figures keep pretty much to themselves and after awhile take on a unique charm that matches their harsh ecology. Because they come from wide open spaces and extreme arid environments, they tend to dream of an alternative worlds. fellalobos, deep down inside wish they were birds that bring nothing more than peace, rhythm, and harmony to the world.

Hay man, did you see that kick-ass dude?

(flat response)

Yea, must be a fellalobo.

by frogathon April 24, 2011

Fellacious

Excellent, to the point of being unbelievably good fellatio (oral sex performed on a man).

Not to be confused with fallacious.

"Ohh, girl! I can't believe how good you are at that; it was straight fellacious!"

by Tommyboy23 December 17, 2013

fellacier

A blowjob you get on Mount Everest.

"Yo man, my girl gave me a fellacier last night. It was pretty cool."

by ChrisWright August 15, 2014