engrish

a shitty strategy to get somebody to rent a place... fuck I hate morons

No pet

No drug

No smoking inside unit

No lough noise

Reference require

^from an ad on craigslist for a room in Hongcouver, the canadian capital of engrish

by JonathanTM July 25, 2009

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Engrish

The melding of Japanese and English. For example, speaking mainly in english but adding in Japanese words where necessary.

Tom was speaking Engrish when he said,
"That cat is so kawaii."

by Sam Barnes February 10, 2005

English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.

While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.

by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009

english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004

engrish

its the language that a japanese deathmetal/heavymetal/thrashmetal bands singer speaks see sabbat-metalucifer-sigh-cut throat-etc.

man that dude in metalucifer speaks the bad engrish.

by kriegaroth May 27, 2005