dylan earl evans

A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.

tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans

by Jenniferlovesyou February 8, 2014

dirty earl

When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there

Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!

by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016

way earlier

A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high

Dude, I went to the convenience store, but that was way earlier

by YoutubeWest1132 May 6, 2016

way earlier

A term used by those who smoke pot to mean the time before this session of pot smoking.

Dude, I went to the store, but that was way earlier.

by YoutubeWest1132 May 10, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018