ear hymen

when you take out your ear piercing too early and it closes slightly, you much brake your ear hymen again by jamming an earring back into the closed hole.

omg i liek totally broke my ear hymen yesterday. it still hurts.

by lexicadens July 15, 2013

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 9, 2018

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Ear Hustlin'

A.k.a. eavesdropping. This is just another word for it.

The other day I was ear hustlin' and i heard about the plan to kill the other member.

by J Staxx February 11, 2010

Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham December 6, 2015