Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham December 6, 2015

Ear banged

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear

I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

open ears

Open ears - is the act of secretly listening to the private conversation of others without their consent, as defined by Black's Law Dictionary.1 This is commonly thought to be unethical and there is an old adage that "eavesdroppers seldom hear anything good of themselves...eavesdroppers always try to listen to matters that concern them. listen on your conversation

Cane and I stopped talking because Carey was open ears us on our conversation.

by TK2735 November 1, 2013

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

Ear Garbage

Anything (esp. music) that sounds terrible or offensive

I can't stand rap, it's nothing but Ear Garbage

by ingloriousone May 25, 2010