ear hymen

when you take out your ear piercing too early and it closes slightly, you much brake your ear hymen again by jamming an earring back into the closed hole.

omg i liek totally broke my ear hymen yesterday. it still hurts.

by lexicadens June 29, 2013

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 09, 2018

Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham October 15, 2015

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Ear hole

The hole in your ear that you insert your AirPods into and give a good o’ll scratching.

Emma listens to music through her ear hole.

by Gamergurl2000 January 29, 2019

Supply Ears

Supply ears: Selective hearing; I placed an order in supply but only got half my order, the supply Sgt said he has supply ears next time speak up.

Selective hearing supply ears

by Pfc Torres May 25, 2010

Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 12, 2011