Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023

Dusty Dorito

GET THe FU AWAY FrOm ME

Ew dusty dorito

by Future4371 January 30, 2021

Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.

I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.

by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019

Dusty Fletcher

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.

Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.

He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.

I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.

Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.

It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.

Queefing dust.

by okalydokaly September 5, 2015

Dusty Funky Samantha

This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.

Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?

Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane

by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022

Dusty Frother

When you cum in a girl’s ass and then you spin your dick around until it foams out.

Last night while doing anal, I pulled out and made a dusty frother.

by Crushing28 May 28, 2024