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douchebag tag

That scruff of hair under the lip that self fancied hipsters grow.
Did john grow a douchebag tag?
by Manny Festo May 26, 2008
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douchebaggery

a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery
Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!

Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007
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douchebag

n. and adj. interchangeable . One who wears a stocking cap when it is greater that 65 F and the stocking cap worn when it is over 65 F
"Hey! Nice Douchebag!, is that from Urban Outfitters?"

"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
by itto August 10, 2008
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douchebabe

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."
by Breezy231 December 22, 2010
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douchebubble

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.
He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.
by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009
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Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.
Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.
by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010
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douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.
by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010
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