man door hand hook car door

man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs

by storme k September 14, 2018

CDM: Closed Door Meeting

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

working the door

The act of stimulating the backdoor via short shallow thrusts.

He started by working the door before getting into the main act.

by Churroboy March 6, 2015

jacket on door knob

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.

Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it

by Sweatypie January 19, 2018

knock knock knocking on every door

when you go around knocking on every door you can find and when you open it you have to say

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, eh yeah

WOW you knock knock knocking on every door

by myrealnameisjeffandpeopleyas November 15, 2017

Door Slamming

The act of leaving a group chat for dramatic purposes. Often done for comedic effect, to make a point, or in a fit of riteous indignation. Generally done with the assumption that you will be reinvited to said chat. When Door slamming backfires, and you are not reinvited to the group chat, See: Doorslammed

Sometimes, when shit gets ridiculous on messanger, you just need a good doorslam.

Door Slamming, when done properly, can be hilarious.

by Jeffy Douglass August 26, 2017

the door in the floor

The entrance to that crawl space where you stash your porn/drugs/guns. Usually a secret.

Phil: "Dude, my mom found the door in the floor yesterday..."
Mike: "What did she do with the stash?"
Phil: "She thought it was dad's, so she threw him out on his ass."

by The Godfather November 18, 2004