Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

Seasonal Affective Disorder

A condition hipsters invented to explain why they are grumpy

Hey man, cool tribal tattoo. How come Joe didn't ride his fixed gear bike into to the coffee shop today? He must be really suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.

by rorgy February 19, 2012

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.

Man, Steven Keating has obsessive compulsive disorder, he is so in love with that girl that he talks about her in every conversation and shes even in his clan tag.

by OmgDanIsTheHottestManAlive March 28, 2010

Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

Disorder

An awsome girl with lots of facial piercings, a shaved head or mohawk, and shitty home made tattoos.

"Aw, Disorder's awsome. I love her."

by 8345kk March 14, 2009

asian sensation disorder

The inability to sense the difference between any two Asians.

Joe: Hey Dave, it was great to see you at the party last night!
Chen: I wasn't at the party, Joe, and my name isn't David.
Joe: ohhh, my bad, I'm Diagnosed with the Asian Sensation Disorder.

by CBSTIT March 19, 2014

FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021