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6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
by OMGR8US May 11, 2011
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45 Degrees

Used when referencing something that manly men do not do but is considered common for homosexuals. "ie limp wrist"

SPOILER...

Taken from the joke about "the difference between Hitler and a homosexual".
Passer by: "so there were four guys talking about the twilight series and debating whether it was a romance or a tragedy."
Guy: "they're all 45 degrees"
by athletictrainer November 11, 2012
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gold digger

Raelene is a gold digger and a boat whore.
by jaydawg June 1, 2004
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Digressing

When you're Ferda Boys, fighting chairs with hand paddles, and putting your ass in the fire.
I'm not sure what digressing even means... It's because you're fucking stupid.
by The digressor April 18, 2019
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Circle of Digression

Imaginary circle one steps into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.
They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. He made this all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a titch and announcing that he was stepping into The Circle of Digression.

Sometimes referred to by insiders as the COD.
by mcveym+mitchellc May 2, 2011
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DeGreezing

When it is very cold outside.

The word was made up by a 2 yr old when she went out into the snow for the first time. Several adults heard her say it and we use it all of the time. She is now 6 and "too old" to say things like that.
"You better dress warm, it's degreezing!!!!"
"Today, I plan to lay on the couch with a blanket and watch movies. It's too degreezing to do anything else."
by Shaebuddy October 31, 2011
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